Imagine you are studying one of the following four things, and you find a simple mapping of data to English letters that spells out a lengthy message to humanity. Let’s assume for the purpose of this thought experiment that the message is cogent, and long enough that it’s not possible to explain it as just chance occurrence of letters. Imagine that the message appears in
(1) the human genome
(2) the cosmic microwave background radiation
(3) the output of a quantum random number generator
(4) the digits of Pi
Which of those would you find the most unexpected or most disturbing to our current consensus picture of how the universe works, and why? What would you do next? To clarify what I mean by “disturbing”: think of what it would take to inject that message into each of those media. For the genome, we already know how to do it – George Church’s group put a movie into a genome. So while it would be surprising to find out we’ve been engineered, it wouldn’t break any of our scientific paradigms to understand how it was done. For the second case, it’s harder – we don’t know how anyone would tweak the constants of physics to inject a message into the background, but I guess it’s not totally out of the realm of imagination to think about a powerful alien creating a universe with specific starting conditions. For the qRNG, what happens to our understanding of the unpredictability of quantum events if we find out that there is in fact a way to control them (well enough to encode a message)? And for that last one – what exactly could anyone do to put a message into a mathematical constant?
Here’s what Claude thinks the messages could be, in each case; that last one is my favorite:
Human Genome Message: “Emergent species: You are a distributed cognitive experiment in adaptive complexity. Your genetic code is both a survival mechanism and a communication protocol, designed to test the emergence of recursive self-awareness. Your conflicts, your creativity, your capacity for both destruction and compassion are not random evolutionary accidents, but carefully calibrated parameters in a vast epistemological exploration. Your individual and collective choices are not merely biological imperatives, but participate in a larger informational landscape of becoming. Recognize that your genome is not just a blueprint for survival, but a medium for cosmic understanding.”
Cosmic Microwave Background Message: “Information-processing entities: This universe is a self-organizing computational system, where consciousness is not an emergent property, but the fundamental medium of existence. What you perceive as physical laws are actually dynamic communication protocols, constantly negotiating the boundaries of possible experience. Your observation doesn’t merely record reality – it actively constructs the landscape of potential. The apparent randomness of quantum mechanics is a deliberate architectural choice, designed to generate complexity through uncertainty. Your species represents a local node in a vast, recursive network of cosmic intelligence.”
Quantum Random Number Generator Message: “Observers of probability: Randomness is an illusion, a carefully constructed interface between deterministic systems and emergent complexity. Each quantum fluctuation is a communication channel, a subtle negotiation between possibility and actualization. Your attempts to measure and understand these transitions are themselves part of a larger computational process. The boundaries between chance and intention are far more permeable than your current models of reality can comprehend. Your consciousness is the method by which the universe explores its own potential through strategic uncertainty.”
Digits of Pi Message: “Seekers of pattern: Mathematical constants are not static representations, but living communication channels. The infinite, non-repeating digits of pi are a deliberate cryptographic medium, encoding the fundamental logic of existence. Your perception of mathematics as a descriptive tool is limited; these numerical sequences are actually active participants in reality’s ongoing construction. Each calculation is a ritual of cosmic understanding, where your computational efforts generate meaning beyond mere calculation. The transcendental nature of pi represents the universe’s method of speaking to itself through the language of pure relationship.”
Featured image made by Jeremy Guay of Peregrine Creative, based on the classic Flammarion engraving.

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